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P.O. Box 1401
Rapid City, SD 57709
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They Say…

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They Say…
One-Acts 20

By: Bradley Hayward
Cast: 2 M, 2 F, 1 flexible
Performance Time: Approximately 30 minutes, 31 pgs

They Say…

COMEDY. They say you should never swim on a full stomach. They say you should never talk to strangers. They say you should never say never. Who exactly are “they”? And who do they think they are?! Martin and Gloria They, two know-it-alls, have moved in next door to Joe and Betty. These windbags think they have the answer to everything, and they instantly begin telling Betty and Joe what to do. But with the help of a blowtorch, a chainsaw, and a lawn chair, Betty and Joe are able to teach their annoying neighbors a thing or two. Opportunities to showcase physical humor abound in this witty, fast-paced comedy.

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Please remember it is necessary to purchase one script for each cast member and one royalty for each performance.

Scripts: $6.95 each
Royalty: $60.00/performance
Prompt Book: $13.00
Poster Package: $50.00 (50/pkg)
Distribution Rights: $60.00
Artwork Rights: $50.00
Play Pack: $159.00  (8 scripts for cast/crew, 1 royalty, 50 posters, 1 prompt book)

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Bradley Hayward
A native of Oxbow, Saskatchewan, Bradley Hayward has written more than 30 plays, some of which have been produced in more than 20 countries. Two of his short plays have been produced off Broadway, and several one-acts have been presented at thespian festivals across the United States and Canada. As a director of several high school productions, Mr. Hayward has worked with students on acting, playwriting and stagecraft. He lives in Los Angeles.