P.O. Box 1401
Rapid City, SD 57709
By: L. Don Swartz
Cast: 4 M, 4 F, 1 flexible, extras
Performance Time: Approximately 60-75 minutes, 51 pgs.
COMEDY. The laughs never end when Lottie and Bernice, two cantankerous grannies, crash the wedding reception of an unsuspecting bride and groom so they can eat free food and steal rolls of toilet paper out of the restrooms. Two fire hall custodians in charge of the wedding reception find they are no match for these grumpy grannies, who heckle wedding guests, criticize everything from the wedding cupcakes to the bridesmaids’ dresses, and complain about their numerous health maladies. Audiences will love the zany, unforgettable characters in this side-splitting comedy!
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Scripts: $8.95 each
Prompt Book: $16.00
Poster Package: $50.00 (50/pkg)
Distribution Rights: $75.00
Artwork Rights: $50.00
Play Pack: $228.00 (12 scripts for cast/crew, 1 royalty, 50 posters, 1 prompt book)