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Vampyre vs. Faeries

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Vampyre vs. Faeries

By: J. Patrick Moss
Cast: 2 M, 2 F, 8 flexible
Performance Time: Approximately 75 mins, 67 pgs.

Vampyre vs. Faeries

FARCE. The vampire council punishes Vampyre by exiling him to the heart of the Dark Forest, where he must live with the most horrific creatures known to vampires…faeries! In the Dark Forest, Vampyre meets a trio of annoying faeries including a nauseatingly sweet faerie who keeps trying to cheer him up with a hug. The famished Vampyre attempts to feed on one of the faeries, but discovers faerie blood tastes like glitter. To make matters worse, the faeries try to trick Queen Mab into thinking Vampyre is a faerie from the Faerie King’s summer court named Blindmelonflower by making him wear a faerie costume complete with fake faerie wings and glitter. In this case, all that glitters is not a faerie! This hysterical play offers numerous situations to showcase physical comedy.

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Please remember it is necessary to purchase one script for each cast member and one royalty for each performance.

Scripts: $8.95 each
Royalty: $75.00/performance
Prompt Book: $16.00
Poster Package: $50.00 (50/pkg)
Distribution Rights: $75.00
Artwork Rights: $50.00
Play Pack: $255.00  (15 scripts for cast/crew, 1 royalty, 50 posters, 1 prompt book)

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J. Patrick Moss
J. Patrick Moss is a diamond coach in the National Forensic League, the director of forensics at two high schools, and serves on the executive boards of three regional forensic leagues. In 2022, he was named the National Speech and Debate Coach. Mr. Moss writes, directs, and acts in plays for his school’s theater troupe. He is a native of Rutherford County, NC, where he lives with his two daughters.