P.O. Box 1401
Rapid City, SD 57709
Lottie and Bernice, Livin' Large
By: L. Don Swartz
Cast: 6 M, 12 F, 8 flexible, 2 boys, 2 girls, extras (With doubling: 9 M, 5 F, 5 flexible. Tripling possible.)
Performance Time: Approximately 90-120 mins, 87 pgs.
COMEDY. There are plenty of polkas, pierogies, and dog poo as we follow grumpy grannies Lottie and Bernice on new adventures in this side-splitting sequel to "Regrets Only!" and "Get Off My Cabbage!" After tackling a bank robber, the ladies heckle mall-goers, steal Lottie’s pearls off a corpse, sell illicit pierogies, hitchhike a lonely stretch of highway, and attend a court-appointed anger management class. In a series of flashbacks, we see Lottie and Bernice as babies, as kids selling lemonade, and at a school dance...and they’re just as cantankerous! The infamous lunch-eating duo, Hal and Sal, are now working at a cemetery and discuss the merits of canned meat, marriage counseling, and public toilets. The laughs never end in this uproarious show!
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Scripts: $8.95 each
Prompt Book: $16.00
Poster Package: $50.00 (50/pkg)
Distribution Rights: $75.00
Artwork Rights: $50.00
Play Pack: $416.00 (33 scripts for cast/crew, 1 royalty, 50 posters, 1 prompt book)