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World's Best Teacher
One-Acts
COMEDY. It’s the first day of school and rumor has it that the new teacher from Russia, Ms. Porschtov, is a real pushover. But when Ms. Porschtov arrives, the students quickly meet her assistant, Comrade Vladimir, a medieval club to “keep moron children from being moron.” Instead of learning her students’ names, Ms. Porschtov gives them new names like “Tricky Witch,” “Clown Girl,” “Mr. Smarty-Arty Pants,” and “Stupid Bird.” Ms. Porschtov announces that there will be “no more dancy music, no more sugar sweets, and none of these tel-e-phones” for her stoopid American students. After a Russian history lesson in which they learn that Stalin never existed and that Russia is the best country in the world because its women are “strong like ox,” Ms. Porschtov “rewards” the students with a game of Soviet Show and Tell!
Minimum Cast Set: 6 scripts, 1 royalty/performance (Includes a free T-shirt!)
Script: $6.95 each T-Shirts: $13.95 each Royalty: $60.00/performance Poster Package: $50.00 (50/pkg) Prompt Book: $10.00 Play Pack: $163.00 (9 scripts for cast/crew, 1 royalty, 1 T-shirt, 50 posters, 1 prompt book)
Playwright and actor Clint Snyder has been involved in several university and community theatre productions. Mr. Snyder attends the University of Maine, where he is working toward a degree in Theatre and Mass Communications. A Chicago native, Mr. Snyder also works as a clown for a Chicago-based troupe.
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