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All's Well in Rosewell
FARCE.
After the treasurer steals the town of Rosewell’s
money, the mayor gathers the citizens together and
gives them two options: A.) Raise taxes by 10,000%
or B.) Come up with another plan to raise money.
The residents overwhelmingly vote for plan B, but
they have difficulty thinking up ways to raise money
beyond hosting $200 carwashes or $600/plate
spaghetti dinners. For inspiration, the citizens
look to their prosperous desert neighbor of Roswell,
NM, and realize that the only differences between
Roswell and Rosewell is that Rosewell has an extra
“E” and Roswell has aliens! Wanting to cash in on
the alien craze and attract tourists to their town,
the Rosewell citizens scatter pieces of a
broken-down 1991 Yugo across the desert and then
wait for the government to haul off the Yugo parts
to a secret storage bunker and deny its existence.
But all the extraterrestrial hoopla draws some
unexpected guests to the town including a UFO
enthusiast, a mob boss, two dimwitted hit women, a
tabloid reporter, a Texas Ranger—and a real alien
(or two)!

Law
and Disorder
COMEDY.
Eager to earn Brownie points at her law firm, Kate,
an ambitious attorney, agrees to escort her boss’s
nephew, Scott, around town and show him the sights.
Kate meets Scott at a fancy French restaurant and
discovers, to her horror, that not only is Scott a
barefooted, tobacco-spitting, unemployed hillbilly
from Arkansas, but he has fallen in love with her at
first sight. Desperate to dump Scott but not
wanting to offend her boss, Kate elicits the help of
her friend, Mark, to pose as her ex-husband, a mob
boss who looks a lot like Elvis. But behind the
scenes, Kate’s chief rival at the law firm has a
scheme to force Kate out of the firm permanently by
convincing Scott that he should propose marriage to
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Career Day
FARCE.
Hilarity abounds when ten wacky guest speakers
arrive at Greenwood High’s Career Day to educate
students about the “thrilling” job opportunities
that await them. There’s a plastic surgeon, a
garbage man, an historian, a homemaker, a French dry
cleaner, a philosopher, a lifeguard, an
orthodontist, a hangman, and a circus worker. And
to add to the Career Day excitement, the assistant
principal performs her own unusual brand of stand-up
comedy, and the school’s ditzy cheer coach
demonstrates with zeal her cheerleading skills.
This series of monologues is easy to produce and
requires only chairs for staging.

Case of the Missing Time
Mystery/FARCE.
Big Tex is extremely enamored with his Fanny—his
wife, that is. So when his Fanny’s jewels and
artwork go missing, Big Tex hires the great-niece of
Sherlock Holmes and the great-granddaughter of Dr.
Watson to solve the mystery. Holmes’
straight-talking housekeeper, Mrs. Hudson, goes
undercover to collect clues from Big Tex’s monstrous
children, sneering butler, timid French maid, and
Gestapo-like TV-star nanny. Meanwhile, Holmes and
Watson mingle with Big Tex’s guests, who include a
melodramatic has-been actress and star of “Luna
Craft Pygmy Queen,” a hard-of-hearing elderly
neighbor who tends to turn up disrobed from time to
time, and a mysterious magician from the Far East.
Holmes and Watson have until the end of the weekend
to solve the case so that Big Tex’s Fanny can once
again glitter with jewels! |
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